Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6414 (?)
- SCP-6414 is a sapient female ferret, named "Charlie," who speaks with a strong Scouse accent and has a remarkable talent for cooking, particularly broth-based dishes. These prepared meals, designated SCP-6414-1, possess temporary healing properties, especially against digestive ailments, and can even temporarily cure severe illnesses like stomach cancer. However, long-term exposure to SCP-6414 without consuming its food leads to a fatal illness called SCP-6414-2, which causes symptoms like coughing up blood and vomiting. SCP-6414 is contained in a modified humanoid chamber and is allowed access to kitchenware and food supplies to maintain its psychological well-being and produce its healing dishes.
- Landsat Island (?)
- Landsat Island is a tiny, uninhabited island, measuring only 25 by 45 meters, located off the northeast coast of Labrador, Canada. It was discovered in 1976 through the analysis of satellite imagery from Landsat 1, which was used to identify uncharted features along the coast. The island's discovery was significant because it expanded Canada's maritime territory by 68 square kilometers, and it is notable for a close encounter between a surveyor and a polar bear during its initial field investigation.